Hey! I’m

Neil Robinson

I’m a comedian, video-maker, and certified Dam Boat Guy based here in Amsterdam, a.k.a
The Greatest City in the world… but that’s just my opinion.

About Me

I am Canadian, living and loving life here. I’ve called the capital of the Netherlands home for
over 10 years.
I perform stand up comedy throughout the Netherlands on a weekly basis, though primarily in Amsterdam. If you would like to see me live, check out my monthly show poster, or check out my schedule of upcoming shows on my site. No shows listed? It just means I have yet to update it. You are welcome to contact me to ask the ‘where & when’ of my next show.
If you’re booking for a comedy lineup, organizing a less-than-lame corporate outing, or hoping for a host to minimize all awkwardness for any kind of gathering, get in touch directly with me here!
I also help co-create the comedy series, Survival Guide to the Dutch. It is a series poking fun at life here in the lowlands. “Informative”, “entertaining”, and “potentially life-saving” are three descriptions no one has ever used to describe us. To date, we have over 30 million views. More info on that here.
I also co-founded an award-winning boat tour company called Those Dam Boat Guys.
Established in 2015, there is literally no better way to see the beautiful city of Amsterdam than on our boats, or any small boat! We navigate the cosy canals, cruising with less than ten people while learning, laughing, eating, drinking, and smoking along the way… Here’s our website to learn more, or even hop on yourself.

Comedy Videos

#10 How to survive Dutch Fireworks

Neil Robinson

🎉 Those Dam Boat Guys are back! ⛵☀️🍻

Neil Robinson

Survival Guide
to the Dutch

Survival Guide to the Dutch
I’m the co-founder, script-writer and Host of the Survival Guide: a comedy series dedicated to
life in the Netherlands.
Together with my partners, Tom Roes & Jesse Cohen, we break down and set up the funniest
parts of Dutch life – from the language, to bike paths, New Years Eve Fireworks, and many other
strange traditions! This country may be both amusing and confusing, but it’s one we are
extremely grateful to call home!
To date, we have 30 million views on Facebook and YouTube, and a total of 150K subscribers.

Survival Guide
to the Dutch

Survival Guide to the Dutch
I’m the co-founder, script-writer and Host of the Survival Guide: a comedy series dedicated to
life in the Netherlands.
Together with my partners, Tom Roes & Jesse Cohen, we break down and set up the funniest
parts of Dutch life – from the language, to bike paths, New Years Eve Fireworks, and many other
strange traditions! This country may be both amusing and confusing, but it’s one we are
extremely grateful to call home!
To date, we have 30 million views on Facebook and YouTube, and a total of 150K subscribers.

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